I Read The Bible

I read the bible
I highlight what's important
I highlight the whole thing
It really is a good book

I think there's more truth in here
than a phone book
I think all of it is true
except the part that says God exists

(he loves that great old book)

It's funnier than
a far side cartoon

Like religion
it gives dumb people something to do (something to do)
that isn't scratching lottery tickets
It's sorta the same thing

(he likes religion)

Whenever I walk into a church
all I ever tend to think is
what a great apartment this would make!

(wow)

In case you want to read it
I won't tell you how it end

Contributor

•  Andrew Greenberg