Think I'll Go Eat Worms

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Jessica Fields

[Dave and Kevin are on a full bus, as the Nobody Likes Us guys]

Dave and Kevin: [singing] Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, think we'll go eat worms. [Other people on bus join in.]

Everyone: Big fat juicy ones, eeny weeny squeemy ones. See how they wiggle and squirm. Cut off their heads, and squeeze out their juice, and throw their tails away. Nobody knows how we survive on worms three times a day.

[People on bus clap.]

Woman: One more time!

Everyone: Nobody likes us, everybody hates us. Think we'll go eat worms.

[Kevin opens a briefcase thats full of worms.]

Everyone: Big fat juicy ones, eeny weeny squeemy ones, see how they wiggle and squirm. Cut off their heads and squeeze out their juice...

[Kevin and dave both put a worm in their mouth. A woman screams.]

[Cut to Dave and Kevin being kicked off the bus.]

Dave: We told them we were gonna eat worms...

Kevin: They seemed to like the idea?

[They begin walking down the road.]

Dave and Kevin: Nobody likes us...