Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison ()
- Dave- Joycelyn
- Scott- Maudre
- Kevin- Rudy the Pimp
[Setting: Street Corner. The two whores, a young man and Rudy are standing there]
[The young man reaches for some money but Dave stops him. He kisses Dave on the cheek. He walks off and Dave smiles as he takes a drag off his cigarette]
Scott: Awww... what was that all about, Joyc?
Dave: It was so sweet. It was his first time, so I did not charge.
Kevin: That's Sweet, Joyc.
Scott: Really? I did him last night.
Dave: What?! And I gave him cab fare!
Kevin: I'll kill him! [pulls a knife and goes running after the boy] Hey you! Come back here!